Why dogs and men are the same.I really like this joke and I think most women would probably agree it’s also rather accurate 🙂 1. Both have strange fears about vacuum cleaning. 2. Both take up too much space on the bed. 3. Neither will tell you what’s really bothering them. 4. Both mark their territory. 5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. 6. Both have an obsession with women’s crotches. 7. Neither does any dishes. 8. Both fart without embarrassment. 9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut. 10. Both like dominance games. 11. Both are suspicious of the postman.

12. Neither understands what you see in cats.